We don't make a big deal about our wedding anniversary and don't mention it to people, but at dinner last night -- our 7th -- got this fortune in my cookie.
-- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Homer opens his fortune cookie and reads his fortune.
Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love." [out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's the point? I can't fight fate. [In the kitchen...] Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies. Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.
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Congratulations!
Reminds me of this Simpsons bit:
-- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Homer opens his fortune cookie and reads his fortune.
Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love."
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's
the point? I can't fight fate.
[In the kitchen...]
Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies.
Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.
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