Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Savior of Small Business

While getting gas at a small, privately owned gas station today I had to go inside and make sure the payment thing was working (because small, privately owned gas stations, or SPOGS, have archaic gas pumps).

The inside had that accumulated clutter you see in SPOGS -- crackers from the last century, linoleum with dark smudges permanently ingrained in it. And one wonders how such a humble place could compete with the gleaming corporate monstrosities, cross-promoted with Dunkin donuts and Taco Bell.

The answer is on the rack next to the checkout -- at least 12 square feet of unrepentant porn. This is not the nice porn that you might mention when you talk about porn, but the nasty porn that you actually think about when you think about porn -- porn that would likely get various appendages chopped off you if carried into most countries.

A friend's family owned a video store for a time, and how did this small place compete with the vast economies of scale that places like Blockbuster could achieve?

PORN

Porn is the savior of small business -- the champion of the mom and pop store -- the last bastion holding back the tide of complete corporate takeover.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Painfully true. If you want to go the internet-money-trail-free way to serious porn, using cash in the mom and pop store is beyond compare.
Oh, and welcome to Virginia. Yeehaw!

The Moviequill said...

yep, I know a normal, average "mom" who runs a popular pay-porn site by day (it pays the bills)

Steve Peterson said...

You know, there's probably a movie in the soccer mom porn shop.