Monday, April 14, 2008

Gonorrheaman beats them all!

Forget spiders and ants -- research has found the strongest creature alive: the gonorrhea bacterium.

A human with the proportional strength of gonorrhea could lift 10,000 tons -- or the naval heavy cruiser, USS New Orleans. Whereas proportionate strength of a common house spider purportedly allows lifting up to 10 tons, one tenth of 1% of what Gonorrheaman could lift -- and pathetic ant-strength would only let a 200 lb guy lift 1,000 pounds.

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